Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Nomoreheroesthereview

We have totally forgotten to review No More Heroes. Even though we bought it ages ago. With Zack and Wiki for £20 from amazon.co.uk

Sadly by the time you read this, if our google analytics are to be believed four people will have wanked over this image
It is a very very good game.

I mean four more people obviously
You drive around and something.

She is french
We're addicted to watching the lucky star video on repeat.

Is that a wanking action? Is this the most wankable screenie from a video game ever? Does google pick up words in alt text? Surely
We scoffed at playing with the cat in other reviews. But it is nice sometimes.

This images were taken with a camera from t'telly. Capturing screenshots properly is too much like hard work
It has nice controls too.

There's an ass shot soon
The bit where you use the wiimote as a phone is probably our favourite so far!

That is a nice pile of ash there
We must admit though. We haven't finished it yet. We're savouring it.

Hair! There's hair
The bike is good as is finding all the T-shirts. What's more is that the T-shirts are backwards in the mirror. Genius!

You'd better finish up soon or it could be nasty!
The trash collecting mini game is second only to the lawnmower one.

Are you there yet?
This is for the person who searched for pregnant samus and found TGAM. Sorry but it's the best I've got. The Samus mission is by far the best. Quite how they convinced Nintendo to have her as a boss, we don't know but it is brilliant.

SICK. You just came over a very young looking Yuffie you pervert
Yuffie gets annoying towards the end but there's a great twist before the credits roll. Just buy this game, play it. Enjoy it. Love it! 9.5/10*


*The minus 0.5 marks is because Yuffie dies. Ooops. Shit. [Spoilers]. Is it too late?

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Preserved for future use

Comment on a PC whinge blog on a post about PC gaming and how EPIC games (the company) left it's nice smart, flat-chested girlfriend (the PC) for an attractive big chested slut (consoles). If this taken out of context, context isn't cringe-worthy enough:

"… and she has a drawer full of the most variegated toys and an active imagination concerning how to use them. This explains why, when slagging off on the ex, from time to time the new Console Elite’s pupils will dilate, his gait will devolve to something between a stagger and a waddle, and he will start muttering something about “configuration problems landing me in A&R a few times."

Dude. It's a PC. Make some graphs and leaflets if you need to but keep your trousers on whilst you do. Oh and stop watching Battlestar Galactica.

In other news:

TGAM's Top 10 PC games 2008:

1) The Sims 2. Dual heritage edition.
2) The adventures of super person in super land, where everyone else is entitled to and has the same level of adventures and super powers anyway.
3) Nintenisn'ttheworkforcemuchnicernowthatitisdiverse.
4) Cooking Momma, Papa, brother and sister, animal and homosexual neighbour.
5) Call of Duty: World in peace.
6) Civilisation V: Open all borders.
7) Multifaith deities or no god at all of War.
8) Super Lyndsey Siblings.
9) Spore.
10) Kotobagari Damacy.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Position Vacant

Position Vacant: Videogames (or related) blog to War with.

The position will be in a submissive role. To the second greatest videogames blog of all time: Thatguys.co.uk.

Warring on post by post basis, commenting on the flaws in each others posts.

Qualifications:
* Able to argue at a 12 year old level. E.g. “Takes one to know one.”
* Finds talk of genitals hilarious E.g. “Willy”
* Must have plenty of web traffic (so we can steal it)

Desirable
* Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
* Lady bits

Please submit your Blogs/comments to: thatguysamaniac@googlemail.co.uk

Wnak.

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