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Note to anyone who has been, is or ever will be associated with a Star Wars game.

Is it at all possible to be so brash to ask that we the gamers don't have to play the Echo Base Hoth battle ever again? Can't we come up with some kind of peripheral that scans all your memory cards and save files in your house and just skips that whole level if it finds a Star Wars save game, which we must have done about a million times.

Yes, using the tow cable to pull down the At-Ats is fun the first two hundred times but enough is enough. Lets stop it now and come up with something that we don't have to borrow from 1980. Because at the moment, when I die, killing that first zombie in resident evil (and subsequent remakes) and going round and round At-ats is going to take up a considerable chunk of my whole life flashing before my eyes. Like more than a fifth at least.

Dear Capcom# 2

Dear Capcom, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me when I finally finished Devil May Cry you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Dr Wo
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he even bought Monster Hunter 1 and 2
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Super Street Fighter 2
I've bought all your games and I'm worried about zombies - see I'm just like you in a way
I never liked platform exclusives neither; I used to always cheat on RE2 on the Gamecube
I can relate to what you're saying in your games
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of Capcom vs. SNK across the chest
Sometimes I even frag myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Capcom, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Cunzy1 1 -- P.S.We should be together too